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(no subject) [Nov. 26th, 2012|01:24 am]
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated,

I just spend most of my time on here deleting comments from Russian spammers who won't show me their breasts :s
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(no subject) [Nov. 30th, 2010|10:08 pm]
is anyone still out there? lol
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back, sack and crack [Dec. 8th, 2008|04:06 pm]
[Current Location |work]
[How the hell am I feeling? |quixoticquixotic]
[Soundtrack to my life |coughing]

seems like work have unblocked access to LJ... very foolish of them... a schoolboy error, like trying to put the balls in whilst having sex.....

.... yes.....


looks like im back on here again now :) oh yes, good times to be had all round,

so.... hello everyone ive been missing,

how the devil are you?

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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2008|01:06 pm]
reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated,

though its been a while since i last looked at this!

i actually miss my old icons, how sad is that!?! lol

hope all are well

peace out niggahs
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(no subject) [Jul. 22nd, 2007|06:17 pm]
"Pathological narcissism occurs in a spectrum of severity [6]. In its more extreme forms, it is narcissistic personality disorder. NPD is considered to result from a person’s belief that he or she is flawed in a way that makes the person fundamentally unacceptable to others [7]. This belief is held below the person’s conscious awareness; such a person would typically deny thinking such a thing if questioned. In order to protect themselves against the intolerably painful rejection and isolation they imagine would follow if others recognized their supposedly defective nature, such people make strong attempts to control others’ view of them and behavior towards them.

The common use of the term “narcissism” refers to some of the ways people defend themselves against this narcissistic dynamic: a concern with one’s own physical and social image, a preoccupation with one’s own thoughts and feelings, and a sense of grandiosity. There are, however, many other behaviors that can stem from narcissistic concerns, such as immersion in one’s own affairs to the exclusion of others, an inability to empathize with others’ experience, interpersonal rigidity, an insistence that one’s opinions and values are “right,” and a tendency to be easily offended and take things personally."

...... need i say more?

I just dont hope that the 20 or so people on my friends list currently reading Harry Potter didnt take my previous post as personally, its all horses for courses, i was just stating an opinion on the book, not rubbishing anyone elses.

Have a good sunday peeps :D
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(no subject) [Jul. 21st, 2007|10:54 am]
id just like to say a big thanks to everyone who's put a harry potter post under a cut,

not because i care about it being spoiled but i just generally dont like the stuff and im fucked if i want to read about it, lol.

anyone else out there who feels that its somewhat shite and peoples time would be better spent reading other books? or just me.....

.... bollocks... its just me isnt it? lol
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(no subject) [Jun. 15th, 2007|12:08 pm]
Anarchy allnighter...

this friday...

ill be there after work..

anybody else thinking they will be?
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2007|09:51 pm]
as etoile_violet rightly pointed out, ive not updated about things for ages so....

Work-wise its the same old same old really, just mostly bored at work so applying for tons of jobs that involve actually having work to do and hopefully pay around the 20k mark so i can start having some more fun. Currently working at the Flapper too on friday/saturday nights for some extra cash and have also been appointed their BBQ chef and so far ive not killed anyone... im impressed.

Love-life, still with Suzie, its been almost 7 months now, going well despite the odd hiccup but nothing major that we've not been able to sort out. We'll be moving in together in about 3 months time, not sure whether thats me in with her or vice versa but about 6 months after that we'll be buying our first house together.... *gulp*. But yes, things are very good, im amazed to find such a fantastic woman and then even more amazed to find that shes in love with me, but such is life. Im happy.

Car-wise, Mabel is still fine, i do like her but hoping to change for something sporty to relive my youth... lol... yeah i know... in the next 6 months or so, want to get a very shiny fast one :D

Family-wise, Dads doing better now, still not great and still off work but hopefully less stressed and on the mend.

Other than all that ive got an interview tomorrow afternoon and ive got to do a presentation for it that ive still not even started... so im still as lazy as ever.

Hope all are well and doing stuff, fun stuff, with monkeys.
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2007|09:11 pm]
I got a score of 552 on that test Napoleon...


i didnt know i was that naughty! lol.

give it a shot people ;o)
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(no subject) [Jun. 12th, 2007|07:33 pm]
interview with the NHS in the morning...... AGAIN, lol.

commence panic!!!


thanks to all the people who wished me luck last time, do the same again please!

right, time to get going with my presentation!
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(no subject) [Jun. 5th, 2007|11:22 pm]
interview with the NHS in the morning....

.... commence panic!!!!


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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2007|01:44 pm]

we all knew it... lol
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2007|03:21 pm]
only two hours to go before i start the BBQ at mine... i'm:

a) hoping the weather holds and it doesnt piss it down

b) hoping my parents and suzie's will get along

c) hoping my parents wont bring out all the embarrassing stories from my childhood

d) hoping i cook things enough to not poison everyone...

Other than that im just tired after working all week and the weekend too now, and of course for falling over a table in Ramshackle (teach me to try and jump it 3 times) on friday, one sprained ankle and many bruises later, i ache to buggery.

At least mondays completely free at the moment for rest, relaxation and maybe a spot of shopping or something... i fancy some new tshirts n shit, if only i had the money!

ciao for now kids.
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(no subject) [May. 2nd, 2007|11:05 pm]

teh funneh.

its brilliant and i want one now!
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2007|06:26 pm]
update = no

g33kyness = yes.


so funny.
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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2007|07:56 pm]
long time no speaky as i got told the other day so i thought id poke my head into this,

have been reading but havent really had that much time for commenting or posting over the last few weeks, but anyway:

updateyness on life:

work - same old, same old really

love-life - going good with Suzie now, its been almost 4 months now, happy.

family - Dad had two strokes last week, he's not too bad now but obviously theyre serious things and considering he's only 47 its a real worry, keeping an eye on that situation and keeping fingers very much crossed.

car - ride has been PIMPED, so far, mabel is sounding very good at the moment, thinking about blacking out the windows later in the year depending on how good a job people can do for what price.

finances - fucked at the moment, lol, just spent £400 on mabel that i havent got and still owe my sis £1500.... just hope that my bonus and my compensation come through fairly soon!

house - is all nice and settled now, really like the place and the area, time to slowly start thinking about being able to buy something in this neck of the woods.... eek!

monkeys - still evil, still in the closet.

DJ Set at the Flapper - went really well, thanks for all the people that came along, those that enjoyed it too, lol and everyone who sounded disappointed that it was just a one off, would love to do it again!

thats all for now.

not thrilling i know!
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because im a whore for affection, please touch my swimsuit area! [Feb. 12th, 2007|07:54 pm]
My Valentinr - everyonedies
Get your own valentinr

zero would be good, lol, unless its from napoleon, i know he wants me ;o) lol

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(no subject) [Feb. 8th, 2007|11:58 am]

picture from my window right now, i like not being at work :o)

i dislike not being able to get to the pub! lol
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(no subject) [Feb. 8th, 2007|10:23 am]
thought id jump on the bandwagon and shout:


Crashed four times on the way into work this morning so thought better of it, turned round and ive come home to drink whiskey and watch tv... spectacular :o)

In other news, things are going great right now *touches all available wood*

money matters are clearing up slowly but surely, especially with a little help and a lot of thinking things through!

im drinking less in general

still eating tons of junk food but fuck it, you've gotta have a vice or two, or three, lol.

things with suzie are fantastic, shes met the family and liked them, they liked her too.

friend of mine died recently, quite tragically really and apparently only about 200 yards from where i was standing at the time, which is a bit unreal, still trying to get my head around that fact.

a chav pulled a knife on me at work the other day, thankfully i was sitting in the car with the engine running and cause the window wasnt fully down i could just drive off bloody quick to get away, but still, fucking chavvy bastards should all be shot.

am working in sandwell at the moment on cover for people off sick, its not fun.

BT tried to charge me £371 for leaving them, i wrote an angry letter, they apologised and have cancelled all charges... most bizarre! i was expecting a fight!

Seen the medical examiner for my solicitors now, he's doing a report for how ive been after the car crash, hopefully its one step closer to compensation! Hope the buggers being prosecuted too, should be.

thats enough update for now, the rest is just the usual schtuff.

hope everyone's doing good!
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(no subject) [Jan. 17th, 2007|08:20 am]
Big thanks to all that made it out for my birthday party on saturday!

Especially to those who made difficult journeys so *big hugs* for etoile_violet and also *big hugs* for Kath who came from Coventry on the bus, madness.

Was a good day, 12 hours of nice drinking, failing to make it to pizza express because i was happy where i was at the flapper, lol, had a good laugh with people and somehow ended up being snogged by Terry, an experience i can tell you, lol.

Of course there were some 'interesting' moments but hopefully nothing too major and i ended the night feeling merry but not wrecked and with suzie being kind enough to make sure i got back to hers safely :o)

Sunday, woke up very late and when we eventually managed to get out of bed we went to McDonalds for some real health food, lol (just the trick though for my thumping hangover - god im getting old, lol) and then headed back to mine to rest and relax.

The plan was for me to head to the Moseley quiz later but as the evening went on the sneezing started up more and more and bang..... big man-flu! lol, ended up lying on the sofa watching Mark Thomas and drinking beer, so not a total loss! :o)

This weekend Suzie's meeting my family *crosses fingers* and we're off to the seaside hopefully on sunday..... havent decided which seaside yet but nevermind, lol.

Over the last few days ive watched all six seasons of Mark Thomas' Product and all two seasons of The Mary Whitehouse Experience..... being broke really does help on the tv watching! now if only i could sort out watching my films on the tv and i could start working through the backlog ive downloaded! damn my parents for stealing my laptop! lol.

Anyway yes, hope everyone is doing okay, apologies to Jazz and the birthday bashes this weekend but its my cousins birthday party on the saturday that im taking Suzie to and with his dad having just passed away in november my family have pretty much put the foot down and said ill have to go, so have a fair few drinks for me!

*hugs to all*
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(no subject) [Jan. 10th, 2007|05:48 pm]

Gameboy Advance (colour thingy) with Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 - brand new, works perfectly, never wanted it, lol, only £30 sounds a reasonable price to me i think.

Anyone interested??
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(no subject) [Jan. 10th, 2007|11:24 am]

As i move seamlessly from 23 into 24 today of all days i think its important to mark the event

so this a prod to remind all that:


You dont have to turn up for the entire event dont worry, lol, but it'd be cool if people could swing by for as long as they wanted, be it one drink or many to share a birthday that im really looking forward to celebrating. It'll be a good laugh and ill get very drunk :o).

Even if youre going out that night and think you might see me there, dont risk it as i might pass out drunk at 10pm and so miss you! lol. come by at some point in the afternoon for a drink.

Ive got two lottery tickets for tonights draw from the family, fingers crossed, yeah right, but why not!?!

Thanks to all of those who've already texted to wish me happy birthday! *big hugs*
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2007|09:39 pm]
few things:


second of all - this afternoon was a strange experience... me in bed with 3 attractive women... see --->

lol, the one who's hiding is suzie, the rest are her friends.

last of all, having a small sale:

Microsoft Natural Wireless keyboard in black and silver, all the fancy buttons etc, in good working order, having a keyboard clearance as this is now my 3rd spare keyboard, lol.

£15 to a good home, can deliver to brum or nearby.

Slightly knackered 14" portable AIWA tv & video combi - colours are a bit weird but its watchable and with ports to plug games and dvd players in (no scart just AV) its handy.

free cause i really cant charge, lol, just need to get rid.

Still got the 17" LG CRT monitor thats in good nick going for £20, Nikki's interested but just in case she says no its up for grabs.

HP Deskjet 940C printer, good working order just needs a new black cartridge, i dont need it cause its easier to print things off at work, cheaper too, lol, only £20 to a good home.

more to follow:

Anyway yes, give me a shout if youre interested in any of the above or if youre thinking of coming to the party at any point!

*hugs to all*
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(no subject) [Jan. 5th, 2007|04:50 pm]
i have a vague drunken memory from many months ago of lending out dvds to people at my housewarming..

i cant remember what i lent out so could nice honest people let me know what theyve borrowed of mine, lol

its not a demand for them back yet but i just need to know whats missing before i buy it by mistake or something, lol.

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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2007|12:52 pm]
seeing as ive just got home... eventually! ill say it now:


Hope everyone had a spectacular night getting merry and falling over,

Lets hope that 2007 brings much joy and happiness to all that deserve and a kick in the groin to all the gits i dislike, lol.

Now off to watch Zulu on my new 32" Flatscreen Sony TV....... GO BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!!

*hugs to all*
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(no subject) [Dec. 30th, 2006|10:23 am]
they've taken the focus back :o(

however they didnt notice that id scratched it yesterday, lol, tee hee!

it was so fast and good fun hammering through the gears because i didnt have to worry about destroying the gearbox, shame to see it go but saying that -

ive now got mabel back, theyve put a new bumper on, theyve cleaned her inside and out and shes waiting for me to take her out for a spin....

other things:

suzie's just gone, had a nice night chatting about really random stuff and shes also now got a hairbrush that she leaves at mine... sure shes taking over! lol, but i dont mind one bit.

off out in a while for some new years drinking (early i know!) but i havent had much over the hols so far and i need to catch up!


Will be in there at lunch time, then off to pizza express for a meal and then back again for the rest of the evening for much drinking and laugh having, after that ill be off wherever i guess!

Come one, come all.
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2006|10:47 pm]
If anybody wants/needs a CRT monitor ive got one going spare - £20 to a good home o.n.o

its a 17" LG monitor in good condition.

can deliver as long as youre local enough to brum.

too lazy for ebay.
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2006|10:16 pm]
This is my new car for the time being:

I dont want to have to give it back....... ever!..........

two words - 'shit' and 'shovel' :o)
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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2006|11:13 am]

nilknarf69 i have a wee small favour to ask??? *smiles sweetly*

as ill most likely make a balls up of it and having just noticed a 50% sale on at ebuyer.com

could you do me a half-decent media centre at a reasonable price? ill pay for the parts and the labour and everything if you could do the tricky bit of making it all work okay?

i will seriously love you forever for this!

thank you!

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(no subject) [Dec. 28th, 2006|11:04 am]
Xmas went well, on the whole, not much drinking but a lot of fun had regardless in all manner of places that werent wolverhampton for a change.

after the most recent smack im now the proud driver of a brand new Ford Focus TDCi for a week until theyve fixed Mabel, i plan on thraping it to within an inch of its life and then giving it back mostly broken :o)

no work until January 2nd, yay!

New Years eve to look forward to, booze-a-licious.

Birthday on the 10th of January (Party on the Saturday 13th Jan!)

Killswitch Engage on the 12th of January :o)

Suzie's still asleep in my bed. amongst other things she bought me a toothbrush for xmas...

... i was a bit unimpressed with this (even though it is shaped like a dinosaur!)

... but then it took me a while to figure out that she said it could stay at hers for when i stop over....

... yes... we now have toothbrushes at each others house, landline numbers have been swapped, shes got a drawer of clothes at mine and im starting to feel that things might just be going well here....

*looks up for falling anvil*

*sees nothing yet*

*mini-wave and celebration for me!*

Payrise in the new year should mean more money and less struggling with the bills too! fingers crossed anyway!


peace out
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